Sarah Huckabee Sanders responds to audit report with sick animation and even sicker beats

My ideas on the rostrum… pic.twitter.com/d57R1aw7r8

— Sarah Huckabee Sanders (@SarahHuckabee) April 15, 2024

The governor, cornered by a nasty audit report that particulars what positive smells like low-bore corruption and an incompetent coverup, pulled out her trump card Monday afternoon, reimagining herself as a hip-hop heroine.

Maybe re-living their glory days partying within the dorms within the Naughty Aughties, her workers put collectively a surprising remix of Jay-Z’s “Public Service Announcement,” from The Black Album. Oh snap! Solely as a substitute of “Enable me to reintroduce myself / My title is Hov…” they went with “My title is Pode.” Like as in podium? Get it?

This humorous materials was the ultimate results of what should have been a workshop marked by ache as a lot as giggles.

The apparatchik stylish magic of the video, kind of a TikTok for the Rotary Membership vibe, additionally options some smoky animation methods so audacious that I can solely assume an expensive contractor was behind the groundbreaking video. Or only a pal, no matter. There’s a bachelorette-party invitation vitality that you just simply can’t pretend.

After which it’s like everyone seems to be so hyped on the remix that she’s all: “Come and take it.” That’s the video’s tagline, which is bizarre, as a result of … nobody is making an attempt to take the lectern? Or podium, no matter. And she or he received’t even present us the lectern? And now isn’t it the Republican Occasion’s lectern, supposedly? However I don’t know. I do know these are simply pedantic peanuts, typical keyboard warrior objections. However she appears confused about what the scandal is?

I feel the thought is it’s like, first they arrive in your weapons, then they arrive in your lecterns. However I imply. I solely dabble in being an actual American, however why would anybody need her lectern? That’s a part of the difficulty right here, this was a pointless buy. Until you had been on the lookout for a option to funnel cash to a pal for a visit to Paris, say. As if, maybe, the governor imagined the pot of public cash flowing in from hardworking taxpayers and imagined an indication hanging over all that cash, and the signal mentioned: “Come and take it.”

I’ve to confess, this video ought to fully quiet the scandal. Haters, together with right here on the Arkansas Occasions, can’t come again from a diss monitor like this. It’s simply too chilly.

Yeah, she shredded paperwork and refused to cooperate with auditors. And yeah, the haughty disdain for taxpayers that has at all times been subtext of this story has now been made textual content, with a beat to match. Transparency and accountability are so boring. Sarah is having the time of her life. It’s all so humorous, see? She is able to celebration and don’t even attempt her.

The auditors are referring their findings to Will Jones, the prosecutor for the Sixth Judicial District, to find out whether or not any prison expenses must be filed. However Sarah ain’t scared. If they need the lectern (they don’t), they will come and take it. She’s the Queen. The legislation doesn’t apply to her. They ain’t about that life.

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